The Penultimate Starfighter — rabidchild67: evelienterprise: I like big...

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evelienterprise

I like big butts and

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rabidchild67

I prefer larger gluteals to be sure, and Vulcans do not lie.

My colleagues will confirm my assertion

That when a certain Captain enters the room with waist-to-buttocks proportions approximating the Golden Ratio

I find it provides stimulation.

Indeed, I often find myself with the illogical urge to fondle my penis

When the buttocks in question are confined within Starfleet regulation uniform pants, for they are particularly tight-fitting.

It is an arresting image from which I find it impossible to avert my eyes.