The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”
marry her faster
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#puns #visual punsrb if you, like me, are the rare breed of internet user who always closes browser tabs that you dont need. like sorry your computer runs like shit maybe its because you have 50 fucking tabs open, cant relate
I can’t leave them open, not on desktop or on mobile. If I’m done, it has to go away. Same with apps. I come from a time when you couldn’t run more than one program at a time, period. The idea of keeping something open when I don’t need it is abhorrent.
That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.
Purgatory Prime
Got into online roleplaying? Your DM needs a character token and you want something else than google-searching random people’s art that may fit your character’s description? Or are you a DM looking for quick NPC tokens and portraits? Try these picrews!
(This is a completely personal post, my intention is to keep these as in-setting as possible so I’m omiting the overly simplistic styles and anime styles)
Humanoid characters:
Baydews avatar maker V. 2.0 - Supports characters in fantasy settings. Supports heterochromia.
Tiefling maker - Great for characters in fantasy settings, not only for Tieflings!
Djarn’s character maker - No clothing choices for fantasy settings, but it’s a very detailed realistic portrait maker.
Bright’s picrew hell - A bit more cartoonish but has a lot of options for humans and fantasy creatures. Supports heterochromia.
Cute D&D character creator - Something more lighthearted if you want to see your OCs as cute chibis.
Murmur Character Creator - Not many “fantasy” option but it’s good for creating a nice female character portrait.
Dragon Age elf/human maker - For fairly realistic female elves and humans
The Dragon Prince Elf creator - The Dragon Prince style, elves/elvish characters, has horn options too. No clothings.
Hadingley Hill maker - medieval/renaissance portrait maker
Fantasy Icon Maker - For fantasy characters. Supports heterochromia.
Fantasy icon maker - another nice maker with many options
Fantasy girl - elvish/human female characters
Fantasy Hero Creator - Simple maker with some nicely detailed elements
Female human&elf / Male human&elf - a detailed fantasy maker
Muscular female / Muscular male - a detailed fantasy maker for buff characters
Fairytale duet M/M | F/F | F/M - Humans/elves, realistic skin tones only.
Mystical elf maker - Cute elf girl portrait maker
Elvish character creator - Elf lady. Limited realistic skintones but nice clothing and background choices
Non-humanoid characters:
Dracthyr Maker - For all your dragons and dragonkin
Dragon PNGtuber Base Generator - Dragon base/lineart only.
DnD Frog Maker - Frog people
Catfolk Maker - Cat people
Dragonborn - dragon people
Wolf / werewolf designer - Wolf face portrait with many nice options
Werewolf - fantasy werewolf
Anthro character creator - Various animal people
Animals:
Wolf&dog - Fluffy friend custimizable with apparel
felidaze’s cool cat creator - Cats with lots of options
Wolf Maker - simple wolf creator
My Froggie - Fantasy frogs
Mouse Warrior - For all you Mouseguard/Mausritter players!
RATS!! - Realistic rat portrait maker
gay rat maker - realistic fullbody rat with apparel
Mouse Guard Maker - Creator for Mouse Guard characters
This is a resource for private online gaming between you and your friends, no commercial/advertisement usage!
“With the strikes it’s back to watching reruns and old movies!”
Me, who already doesn’t see new movies til like 5 years after they come out and has a backlog of shows to watch a mile long:
the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it
My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…
No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.
Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code. No keys.
Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen. TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that. But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.
Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out. I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?
So, yeah. There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere. And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag. It fits more anyway.
what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me
Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.
I’ve gotten more notes on this comment than anything else I’ve ever posted, but this is the best addition to it I’ve ever seen. Thank you.
