Optimist: believes we live in the best of all possible worlds
Pessimist: fears is this is true
Me: worries that an American Gods series run by Bryan Fuller with such an amazing cast is too perfect of a thing to possibly exist in this wretched garbage reality, and the world is going to end before it can air.
I would be grumpy if this happened. It would ruin my apocalypse.
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it’s always why the fuck are you making a periodic table blanket and never how was the periodic cloak did you have fun wearing the periodic cloak
Every dialogue between Karlach and Gale is wild, I swear.
this is I think exactly what happened in my save file with @galesleftearring the second odile and Karlach got together
it’s always why the fuck did you make a periodic table blanket what’s wrong with you and never how was the periodic table blanket was it fun being crushed by your own creation
Gale: That's it! I can no longer sit idly by and allow this anarchy to continue any longer!
Astarion: Here we go again...
Gale: The camp supplies are out of control! Why do we have 241 scrolls and 382 potions that you heathens refuse to use?
Eli (Durge): We might need them later.
Karlach: Just drop it, Gale.
Gale: Fine. Can we talk about the food, then? Why do we need 87 bottles of wine?
Shadowheart: Reasons.
