The Penultimate Starfighter

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The Shanty and the Hive

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The first time the humans told us they sang their way through subspace, we thought it a translation error.

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We-the-hive were overjoyed to meet them. Finally, finally, it was proven that we were not alone! And though we already knew that we must not be, given the vastness of time and the multiverse, we also knew that those same vastnesses were against us. Civilizations we could meet are greatly outnumbered by those who came before us and we are too late to meet, those who will come after us and we are too early for, and those so far away that we cannot find them.

A starfaring civilization, like our own, increased the chances of meeting greatly. One of our most distant scientific surveyors sensed a faint and far away disturbance, similar to the waves our own ships make when diving into and out of subspace. An exploratory team was sent to investigate, and there at the furthest reach ever taken from the hive’s center, to our everlasting joy, we found human explorers on the far edges of their own range.

Their ships were strange to us, and their selves even stranger. Translation, and the mutual communication of peaceful intentions, was difficult. Mathematics was the first understanding we were able to share, as the basic principles do not change—though their and our systems of harnessing it are different. Science followed after, as the elements and natural laws are unchanging. So it was discovered that we-the-hive and the humans share the common ground of being carbon-based heterotrophs who consume water to maintain life processes.

These commonalities were far outnumbered by our differences. Yet, the most important thing we had in common was the desire to understand each other. With earnest effort, with forgiveness for unintended insult and misunderstanding, we worked to learn each other’s languages.

Science being an early part of our understanding of each other, we asked them about the construction of their ships. They told us of their material compositions and their subspace engines, different in design but similar in purpose to our own technology—but when we asked them about the shielding and stabilization they used to make the journey survivable, they told us only that they sang their way through.

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justhere4coffee

After seeing so many “humans are space orcs” stories on this site, it’s a delight to read one where humans are space whales.

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nixcraft

A boy can dream, can't he?

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artsekey

Hey, so if you have Windows 11 installed and have been losing your mind over the fact that you can't find your own files because Windows is now prioritizing internet search results first, you can fix it by following this guide:


As someone with over 900 GB of intentionally and properly named files on her computer (I do a lot of digital art and digital media work that requires high-volume files that function off of dependencies), this feature was making me furious. I followed the above instructions and can confirm that the method outlined solves the problem.

banrionceallach

I have just tried this, it works and the explanation how to do it was so user friendly and clearly laid out.

berylian

10 and 11 are also kinda secretly adding Windows Copilot to your computer when you're not looking. Even without software updates. You can follow this guide to disable Copilot

The guide uses a program called gpedit (group policy editor), if you can't find it on your computer, follow this guide to install/enable it, and remember to always run as administrator:

Run these commands in command prompt.

  • Win + Q
  • Search: command prompt
  • Right-click > Run as admin
  • Copy, paste, and enter these commands:

FOR %F IN ("%SystemRoot%\servicing\Packages\Microsoft-Windows-GroupPolicy-ClientTools-Package~*.mum") DO ( DISM /Online /NoRestart /Add-Package:"%F" )

FOR %F IN ("%SystemRoot%\servicing\Packages\Microsoft-Windows-GroupPolicy-ClientExtensions-Package~*.mum") DO ( DISM /Online /NoRestart /Add-Package:"%F" )

  • Test it by opening Win + R
  • Type: gpedit.msc
  • See if it opens
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sixth-light

an important principle of fandom (and life, actually) is that if you want more of Less Popular Thing, it is good to create positive spaces and events for it. however, if you use those spaces to take cracks at the More Popular Thing which you perceive as stealing oxygen from your Less Popular Thing, you do not increase the audience for Less Popular Thing. you decrease it, because you irk people who like both Things. and depending on the relative popularity, there are quite possibly more people who like both Things than people who only like Less Popular Thing. (not to mention - you kill your chances of recruiting people who like More Popular Thing but are neutral on or haven’t considered Less Popular Thing.) 

you’re not campaigning for votes (where There Can Be Only One), you’re marketing for a share of people’s attention. don’t be petty. be effective

captainclickycat

Also applies in general. Insulting people’s tastes is highly unlikely to result in them becoming more receptive to yours, and you’re likely to only succeed in alienating them (and quite possibly putting them off whatever you’re recommending for life.)

Just focus on whatever you’re trying to promote. “This show’s great; I think you might like it! It’s about blah blah blah” or even “If you liked X you might like Y too; they’re quite similar in some ways!” It sounds cheesy, but this really is a time to just be focusing on the positives.

littlesystems

Plus, even if I like Less Popular Thing and actually hate More Popular Thing, I don’t want to be a part of a fandom that spends significant time complaining about the thing they don’t like, I want to be in a space filled with people enjoying the thing that they do like.

I have chosen not to get involved in fandoms for this exact reason before. If I poke my head in and see nothing but bitching about other folks having a good time in a different part of fandom, I leave, regardless of my feelings about the source material.

Who wants to be part of a fandom filled with nothing but toxicity?

galadhir

Honestly? Some of us enjoy being allowed to speak about all the things we didn’t like about something, particularly if that thing is supposedly an adaptation or offshoot of something we love.

You can make room for the haters of the fandom too if you just add an anti [whatever] tag or server or thread or whatever. A lot of good fic has come out of people’s desire to do better than a canon they hated because it did their favourite dirty.

A lot of haters are fans too. Give them a place to complain to each other in peace - somewhere where the relentless joy and rainbows people don’t have to go if they don’t want to - and then they won’t mind so much if they aren’t allowed to complain in other places.

Source: A person who now inhabits the #anti trop tag and who yet still loves Tolkien fandom.

sixth-light

My dude, way to miss the point on two levels:

1) You can be a hater all you like. Nobody is stopping you. What you shouldn’t do is mix up the bits where you’re being a hater with the bits where you’re trying to convince people to like the stuff you like, because it’s highly ineffective.

2) Nevertheless, if a significant portion of your fandom activity is bitching about the stuff you hated, that’s going to create a terrible and offputting atmosphere. “Complaining to each other in peace” is fine for short periods of time (though I will still always recommend taking it to the group chat) but unless you’re particularly funny or insightful about it, and most people are not, hating on things gets very boring very fast.

It’s not about ‘relentless joy and rainbows’ - criticism is and always will be a healthy part of fandom - it’s about not focusing your fandom identity around what you hate. Or, for that matter, your real-life identity.

beatrice-otter

#very very seriously centreing your identity around what you hate#is psychologically bad and will make you unhappy in the long term#nobody can STOP you doing it but mostly you’re hurting yourself

mygeekcorner

Further more, the first post in this thread is about Comparing Fandoms

I don’t care if you want to be a hater, go ahead and hate. But if I come to Fandom A to talk about it i have 0 interest in only seeing hate for Fandom B in the tag

Hated the latest update of A? Fine, i agree that blorbo was very ooc and what on earth was that sloppy writing?

But i don’t want to come to the fandom tag to talk about the latest (terrible?) update of A and only find people bitching about the latest update of B???

Yes, please tag your hating properly so people who don’t want it can block it, but also PLEASE stay on fucking topic

the-haiku-bot

Further more, the first

post in this thread is about

Comparing Fandoms

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

justhere4coffee

As it says at the top of my blog, courtesy of Taliesin Jaffe, “it’s what you like that makes you interesting, not talking about what you don’t like.” Shared interests are a much better way to find your people than shared hatreds.

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neverwhere

✨HAPPY RELEASE DAY TO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI V: VENGEANCE✨

If you had told me two years ago that not only would I finally have a better job after nearly 20 years of struggle in retail hell, it'd be my dream job at my dream company, I'd never have believed a word of it. I never even dared to call myself a writer before, and yet! Now I'm a localization editor crafting the English text for beloved JRPGs.

I'm absolutely over the moon to have SMTVV as my first published credit as a video game writer, and immensely proud to have been a small part of bringing our new story in the post-apocalyptic netherworld to life. I hope you all love it as much as we loved making it for you!! 🥰💖

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this is awesome!
oldguydoesstuff
techiecore

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commodorez

Looking at some of these blanket tags and… no.

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This is early, maybe mid-80s at best, 300 baud acoustic coupler modems did not last any longer than they had to.

oldguydoesstuff

At best.. last time I remember using one was in college, 1982. I was on the engineering floor of our dorm and we had one of these powder blue Lear Siegler ADM-3A terminals with acoustic coupler modem on a cart you could roll into your room and dial the campus mainframe.


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lazytechsupport
rawro

got baldur's gate 3 working on my 3ds

rawro

you have no idea. you have no FUCKING idea what this does for me. i don't have to be home for this. i can play bg3 from the comfort of my 3ds anywhere my phone has service. i'm living in the future and baby you could too if you hack your 3ds

dragonboypaws

One word

HOW??

deergirlcheeks

OH OH i know!! this is moonlight!! i have this installed on my 3ds, i've been playing ffxiv with it :)

three-dee-ess

official 3DS post

jwera

jesus

mollyjames
feliz-navidad

"What if my friends secretly hate me?"

What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

invioletswithyou
homunculus-argument

Still occasionally recall that post somebody shared on reddit(?) of their cats, introducing them by name. And someone in the comments asked "hey did you know that your cats' names mean 'deaf' and 'stupid' in polish?"

And this person answers "I am polish. The white cat is deaf and the orange one is stupid."

cats are super awesome but not necessarily super intelligent what's in a name?