The Penultimate Starfighter

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
justhere4coffee

So, I was trying to sleep when a thought struck…

justhere4coffee

Nott is canonically unhappy with her appearance. There are fan theories that her end-goal with Caleb is to gain access to True Polymorph and get changed into a halfling. There’s further theories that perhaps she originally was a halfling, and has somehow been changed into a goblin which is the cause of her discomfort in her own skin. However, from her accounts of life among the other goblins, there’s nothing to suggest that any of them might have had anything approaching that level of magic.

But what about the local halflings that the goblins were preying upon? They could have had access to greater levels of magic, and obviously suffered casualties in their engagements. What if one of them was a druid, and that druid cast Reincarnate on a fallen comrade, only for them to be restored to life in a goblinoid body?

justhere4coffee

Okay so I got the specifics wrong, but still… I made this post FIVE MONTHS AGO!

Critical Role spoilers
tigersinlondon
mercuryblacksleg

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

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Then they got an idea! An awful idea!
THE BRANDS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
All the marketers thought, “Why should tickets suffice?
With the Grinch selling knick-knacks, why, we’ll be paid twice!”

Forget all the morals! There’s cash to be made.
From frosting to forklifts to Grinch Gatorade!
Just slap his face on there and tint it with green
And prepare for profits, yes, profits obscene!

From a seasonal, festival holiday grump,
The Grinch had been played for a capital chump.
“No more! Won’t you forget these trinkets?” he pleads.
“Christmas isn’t junk! It’s your bonds and your deeds.”

For a moment, they paused. Was there more to this day
Than products and placements and big bonus pay?
The PR men sniffed and they shrugged and they sighed.
Then they threw him some cash and they went back inside.

mercuryblacksleg

You win best addition to my post

sweet grape-flavored capitalism The Grinch
theasigma
bpdkipland

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

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THIS ONE!!!!

boggoth

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

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bitchstew

Chaotic Good

bpdkipland

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

exigetspersonal

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

catalystforameow

Here!

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Plus some more^^

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justhere4coffee

Posting this to give you all courage and support, right before the titty ban kicks in and all hell breaks loose.

motivational inspirational skeletons be excellent to each other
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justhere4coffee


I’m taking this opportunity to cut and run, or at least try to; there’s a lot going on in my personal life right now that I don’t currently feel like sharing on here, so the easiest way to handle that is to just not be here. Any further posts you may see from me have been queued ahead for a while and I still think they’re worth posting, but they’re all tied to specific events which is why I’ve not just done a dump of them. There’s less than a dozen posts waiting in the wings scheduled throughout 2019; I wonder if Tumblr will still be here at the end?

As has been stated before, if you go on a website and someone’s using this name there’s a strong chance it’s me; Instagram’s the only place I know where there’s a not-me, and I don’t have any other account there so if someone claims to be me on there then they’re lying.

the death of Tumblr so long and thanks for all the fish so long space cowboy
theasigma
niggazinmoscow

Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

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commandtower-solring-go

This is what its like serving people. People want straight answers to questions they fundamentally don’t understand. They don’t even understand the language you use. There is a very definite answer to what ‘wifi’ is, but a lot of oldies have their own understanding which is seperate from fact, but they believe to be fact. So when you try to explain it to them it gets to a point where they not only don’t understand it, but they don’t want to understand it. 

These people here, its not that they don’t understand the tech at hand. Its that they simply don’t want to. And so they never will. 

theasigma

“It’s yes or no!”
He literally just explained to you why it isn’t, you absolute fudge bauble.

justhere4coffee

In fairness, he could do a much better job of describing things if he didn’t insist on using tech buzzwords. No-one gives a shit about “signals” and “freshness”… Donald Trump comes up when you search idiot because many people have used the word idiot to describe Donald Trump, it’s that simple.

Source: twitter.com
politics new technology it's a series of tubes bullshit baffles brains